This isn’t the scoopable kind either. Someone has taken to writing “Dogshit” on most of Van Vorst Park’s benches. While this sort of vandalism is a rather minor indiscretion, there are definitely better avenues for civil disobedience than messing with park benches. We’ll recommend anyone with knowledge of this let the authorities know. And if you’re the responsible vandal, we suggest switching to a new canvas, like the Fox News advertisements plastered on the PATH. Not that we’re advocating that sort of thing, but we’re just saying “dogshit” has more of place there than on park benches.

Via JCList