Tower Approved for Embankment

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Sunday, April 1st, 2007 | April Fools | 760 views | Permalink |

The city approved a 47 story tower was for the eastern end of the Sixth Street Embankment between Manila and Erie Streets, paving the way for high-rise development through the historic Hamilton Park neighborhood. The tower will have 347 units of housing and 470 parking spaces in a the six story parking deck. The city […]

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Trump Bringing Boardwalk Fun To Highrise

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Sunday, April 1st, 2007 | April Fools | 879 views | Permalink |

Ever inventive, The Donald is looking to turn an ordinary luxury high-rise building into one more appropriate of the Trump name: Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino. The double tower rising just south of the powerhouse could offer a taste of Atlantic City, but without all the senior citizens and all-u-can-eat buffets. Sources indicate that Trump […]

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Vice Presidential Towers Announced for Newport

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Sunday, April 1st, 2007 | April Fools | 817 views | Permalink |

The Dan Quayle will be the center piece to the newest addition to Newport in Jersey City, the Vice Presidential Towers. The Dan Quayle is a proposed sixty story tower, though despite expectations, will probably not be taller than thirty. Joining the Quayle will be the Walter Mondale and Spiro Agnew. The Albert Gore, planned […]

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Sunbathing, Walking Banned From Hamilton Park

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Sunday, April 1st, 2007 | April Fools | 830 views | Permalink |

Citing safety as a main concern, a number of activities have been banned from Hamilton Park, including walking, running, and sunbathing. With a depleted ozone layer, sunbathing has become extremely dangerous as ultra violet light can damage skin and cause sever burns. Residents who run or walk through the park have the risk of spraining […]

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