Hoboken Going To The Dogs

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Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 562 views | Permalink |

Downtown Hoboken has been ruined by dog urine, according to Where is the Remote? Apparently, dog pee is a lot like paint thinner on all those nifty antique street lamps. The gold paved streets, meanwhile, seem to be unaffected.

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Hoboken Runs Out Of Guys Named Robert, DiVincent To Return

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Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 753 views | Permalink |

The Hoboken Housing Authority has been having problems holding onto its executive directors. Former interim Executive Director Robert DiVincent will return temporarily until a new replacement is found. Mayor Roberts is thought to be considering expanding the search to include women named Roberta, as it appears there just aren’t enough Roberts to go around.

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Bicycle Nearly Stolen From Hoboken, City Still Super Safe

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Friday, August 26th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 742 views | Permalink |

A man attempting to steal a bicycle was thwarted by a Johnny Rocket’s Employee. Not only is Johnny Rockets like a 1950’s soda shop, its employees are just like heros from 1950’s television.

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Drivers to Be Stopped Tonight Starting at 9pm

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Friday, August 26th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 734 views | Permalink |

In an attempt to thwart drunk driving, police will have a checkpoint set up on Grand Street at Jersey Avenue between 9pm and 3am. While we think its great that police will be working hard to keep drunks from driving around the city– after all, drunks actually are dangerous– most of the time these checkpoints, […]

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MTA To Put Cellular Service In Subways, Port Authority Promises to Figure Out What A Telephone Is

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Thursday, August 25th, 2005 | Transportation | 610 views | Permalink |

The MTA announced they will be accepting bids from wireless companies to install cellular phone service in subway stations across the city. This makes sense, since despite the many signs imploring riders to alert authorities to suspicious activities, the lack of cellular service has pretty much prevented anyone from calling anyone. There are fears that […]

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Grocery Store Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

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Thursday, August 25th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 545 views | Permalink |

There has been a lot of talk of grocery stores lately, including our reviewing of local mega marts. We’ve also mentioned the arrival of Fresh Direct, and Philly2Hoboken has taken the plunge and placed an order. More importantly, he took the time to write a review.

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Children Left Wondering If They Have Classrooms

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Thursday, August 25th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 624 views | Permalink |

New schools that were to be built in Hudson County with Abbot District money just aren’t finished. It all comes down to money, or the lack of money, according to officials who are placing blame on the high cost of materials, land, and environmental cleanup. No one has mentioned no bid contracts, yet.

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Duffle Bag Watch: Day 30

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Wednesday, August 24th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 576 views | Permalink |

While it seems to us at least that the random bag searching has quietly been reduced, that doesn’t mean a duffle bag still can’t cause some fun. Apparently, an orphaned bag closed Marin Boulevard. We have to wonder if the police made any attempt to return the clothing to their owner.

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Hoboken Housing Authority Replacement Director To Be Replaced

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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005 | Uncategorized | 611 views | Permalink |

Robert Graham, an interim Executive Director of the Housing authority resigned after just three days. Graham had replaced Robert DiVincent. Mayor Roberts is concerned there may not be enough people named Robert to fill the vacancy.

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Lattes Popular Lately

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Monday, August 22nd, 2005 | Uncategorized | 667 views | Permalink |

Dojo-Mojo writes that the Hamilton Cafe has opened on the corner of Grove and Grand Streets. This of course is not the first cafe to open this year on Grove street with Beechwood Cafe and Market having opened a few months ago. As we said in our review of Rachel, “A good measure of gentrification […]

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