{"id":435,"date":"2007-01-09T06:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/ny6wp\/?p=435"},"modified":"2007-01-09T06:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T14:59:00","slug":"dogshit-appears-in-van-vorst-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Dogshit Appears in Van Vorst Park"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/newyorkssixth.com\/newyorkssixthphotoblog\/smallphotos\/jan2007\/dogshitvanvorst.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the scoopable kind either. Someone has taken to writing &#8220;Dogshit&#8221; on most of Van Vorst Park&#8217;s benches.  While this sort of vandalism is a rather minor indiscretion,  there are definitely better avenues for civil disobedience than messing with park benches. We&#8217;ll recommend anyone with knowledge of this let the authorities know. And if you&#8217;re the responsible vandal, we suggest switching to a new canvas, like the Fox News advertisements plastered on the PATH. Not that we&#8217;re advocating that sort of thing, but we&#8217;re just saying &#8220;dogshit&#8221; has more of place there than on park benches.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/jclist.com\/modules\/newbb\/viewtopic.php?post_id=86099#forumpost86099\">JCList<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t the scoopable kind either. Someone has taken to writing &#8220;Dogshit&#8221; on most of Van Vorst Park&#8217;s benches. While this sort of vandalism is a rather minor indiscretion, there are definitely better avenues for civil disobedience than messing with park benches. We&#8217;ll recommend anyone with knowledge of this let the authorities know. And if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-van-vorst"],"views":1158,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}