{"id":32,"date":"2005-06-03T06:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T14:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/ny6wp\/?p=32"},"modified":"2005-06-03T06:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T14:44:00","slug":"you-dont-have-to-move-to-brooklyn-to-buy-a-2m-brownstone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"You Don&#8217;t Have To Move To Brooklyn To Buy A $2M Brownstone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/jsy\/rfs\/76558127.html\">This Paulus Hook Brownstone<\/a> is asking for a cool $2,000,000.  <\/p>\n<p>What you get:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;A 4-Family Brownstone built in 1860 and updated with the care and attention to detail by it&#8217;s perfection obsessive owner. 5 original marble-mantle fireplaces. 5 marble baths with jacuzzis. A redwood deck so large, you could invite the office over for cocktails.(It also has a hot tub and Wolf Stainless grill system.) And a huge backyard that is all patio and all party.&#8221;<\/i> Oh, and an inferority complex comes free.<\/p>\n<p><b>UPDATE:<\/b> We think we&#8217;ve been had. The listing has dissappeared mysteriously in the night. We should have known Paulus Hook wasn&#8217;t hip enough for a $2,000,000 price tag.<\/p>\n<p><b>UPDATE UPDATE:<\/b> They have gone and <a HREF=\"http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/jsy\/rfs\/77262536.html\">Reposted<\/a>. Now we know they are just fucking with us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Paulus Hook Brownstone is asking for a cool $2,000,000. What you get: &#8220;A 4-Family Brownstone built in 1860 and updated with the care and attention to detail by it&#8217;s perfection obsessive owner. 5 original marble-mantle fireplaces. 5 marble baths with jacuzzis. A redwood deck so large, you could invite the office over for cocktails.(It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paulus-hook"],"views":1337,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newyorkssixth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}